today, i was presented with a choice…
i had $54.
i could either…
- pay my $54 phone bill or
- i could spend $1 dollar on a watermelon arizona and get my phone turned off until tomorrow when i have another dollar.
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i do this in awkward situations to defuse the tension…
so basically all the time.
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How doth the little crocodileImprove his shining tail,And pour the waters of the NileOn every golden scale!How cheerfully he seems to grin,How neatly spreads his claws,And welcomes little fishes inWith gently smiling jaws!
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send me “UNF” and i’ll answer these for you
If you snuck in my room I would:
- [] Go back to sleep
- [] Kick you out
- [] Cuddle with you
- [] Be like wtf?
- [] Let you sleepover
- [] Beat your ass
- [] Sexy time
If you kissed me I would:
- [] Kiss you back
- [] Smile & laugh
- [] Be shocked
- [] Slap you
You are:
- [] Cute
- [] Adorable
- [] Pretty
- [] Beautiful
- [] Okay
- [] Sexy
- [] Hotass Motherfucker
- [] Ew
I Would:
- [] Smash
- [] Pass
Dooooo it(:
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